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{"type":"standard","title":"Evergreen Cemetery (Oakland, California)","displaytitle":"Evergreen Cemetery (Oakland, California)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5417186","titles":{"canonical":"Evergreen_Cemetery_(Oakland,_California)","normalized":"Evergreen Cemetery (Oakland, California)","display":"Evergreen Cemetery (Oakland, California)"},"pageid":32269676,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/Evergreencemeteryoakland.jpg/330px-Evergreencemeteryoakland.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Evergreencemeteryoakland.jpg","width":4000,"height":3000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276561130","tid":"d4a897d0-eed6-11ef-9f4b-f1b7a6138904","timestamp":"2025-02-19T15:33:13Z","description":"Cemetery in Alameda County, California, US","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":37.77194444,"lon":-122.17944444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evergreen_Cemetery_(Oakland%2C_California)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evergreen_Cemetery_(Oakland%2C_California)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evergreen_Cemetery_(Oakland%2C_California)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Evergreen_Cemetery_(Oakland%2C_California)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evergreen_Cemetery_(Oakland%2C_California)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Evergreen_Cemetery_(Oakland%2C_California)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evergreen_Cemetery_(Oakland%2C_California)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Evergreen_Cemetery_(Oakland%2C_California)"}},"extract":"Evergreen Cemetery is a cemetery, crematorium and mausoleum located in Oakland, California, near the Eastmont Town Center and Mills College. The cemetery was established in 1903 and is located on a small hill, with a large combined mausoleum, crematorium and chapel at the top of the hill. It is the second largest cemetery in Oakland, after the Mountain View Cemetery and Saint Mary Cemetery complex. It is full, and closed to new interments, but still operates a crematorium.","extract_html":"
Evergreen Cemetery is a cemetery, crematorium and mausoleum located in Oakland, California, near the Eastmont Town Center and Mills College. The cemetery was established in 1903 and is located on a small hill, with a large combined mausoleum, crematorium and chapel at the top of the hill. It is the second largest cemetery in Oakland, after the Mountain View Cemetery and Saint Mary Cemetery complex. It is full, and closed to new interments, but still operates a crematorium.
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