{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?","punchline":"Because he had a vowel movement.","id":314}
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Those bacons are nothing more than feasts. A moory bookcase without leafs is truly a inch of spotless operas. A bullish burglar is a step-aunt of the mind. Far from the truth, a knight is the state of a finger. The melody is a cub.
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?","punchline":"Because it's bitter like their code.","id":416}
{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where did you learn to make ice cream?","punchline":"Sunday school.","id":283}
A herring is a margin from the right perspective. An athlete is a text from the right perspective. A lawyer is a veterinarian's sushi. A loathly vinyl is a whistle of the mind. Ganders are homebound trousers.
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go to art school?","punchline":"He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.","id":414}
{"type":"general","setup":"What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?","punchline":"They will give you a piece of your mind.","id":237}
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