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En Sol Mayor is the nineteenth studio album by Colombian musician singer-songwriter Joe Arroyo, released by Sony Music Colombia on December 3, 1999. Is one of the last albums with the sign \"Sony Music\", the album contains tropical mixes that shared with folk rhythms. The single \"Sabré Olvidar\" had a successful in Colombia, being a cover of the American salsa band, \"The TnT Band\".
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Elmira J. Dickinson was an American missionary and advocate for temperance.
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