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KF Drini i Bardhë is a professional football club from Kosovo which competes in the Third League. The club is based in Gjonaj, Prizren. Their home ground is the Gjonaj Sports Field which has a viewing capacity of 500.

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Liouville is a small lunar impact crater that is located near the eastern limb of the Moon. It was named after French mathematician Joseph Liouville. It lies to the southeast of the larger crater Dubyago, and was previously designated Dubyago S before being given a name by the IAU.

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