{"type":"standard","title":"Danny Robins","displaytitle":"Danny Robins","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q108511177","titles":{"canonical":"Danny_Robins","normalized":"Danny Robins","display":"Danny Robins"},"pageid":70202348,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/17/DannyRobins2024.jpg/330px-DannyRobins2024.jpg","width":320,"height":368},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/DannyRobins2024.jpg","width":1720,"height":1978},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274519124","tid":"718e2f0e-e58f-11ef-8e97-7a9f031974a1","timestamp":"2025-02-07T20:09:32Z","description":"English writer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Robins","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Robins?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Robins?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Danny_Robins"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Robins","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Danny_Robins","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Robins?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Danny_Robins"}},"extract":"Danny Robins is an English comedy writer and performer, broadcaster and journalist.","extract_html":"
Danny Robins is an English comedy writer and performer, broadcaster and journalist.
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}
{"type":"programming","setup":"I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...","punchline":"...but you might not get it.","id":71}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where’s the bin?","punchline":"I haven’t been anywhere!","id":294}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about Switzerland?","punchline":"I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.","id":426}
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