{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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Louis Warynski, better known by his stage name Chapelier Fou is a French electronic musician from Metz. Since 2008, he has released five EPs and nine studio albums, all through the independent record label Ici, d'ailleurs...
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Hubert Michael Meingast was an engineer and scientist who worked for the Borgward group, based in Bremen.
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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Saint Maginus was a Catalan hermit in the late third and early fourth centuries in Tarragona. Orphaned early, he was a hermit in a cave on Mount Brufaganya for thirty years.
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